Adventures in dating, Part 1

Whoa, whoa, whoa peeps. I don't know what has been happening on the blog lately, but apparently there was some controversy going down. Let's all take a step back and focus on something much more lighthearted and laughable...my dating life. :)

Part 1: The Secret Agent
So the other night I met my date out at Ben and Nick's. Bad move #1 - he was thirty minutes late. And within 5 seconds of meeting this guy, I knew it was not gonna last. In regard to my reference to him being a "secret" agent, he's actually a special agent for the government. And yes, he carries a gun...all of the time. I know what you're about to ask, and the answer is yes, I did feel his gun (Get your mind out of the gutter!!). That was probably bad move #2 - don't bring your gun on a date. Luckily, I was able to make the pain end earlier by using the ever-convenient excuse, "I'm on call tomorrow and need to get to sleep." Hope he doesn't track me down and kill me!

Jen "I vote yes on gun control" Louie